Sunday, August 12, 2007

snigger



David Beckham is due on the pitch for a training session, and he's nowhere to be seen.

His new Galaxy manager goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room, and says "Hey David! Why aren't you out on the pitch??"

David says: "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that Victoria gave me."

Manager: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch!"

David: "no.. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all i can think of right now"

Manager: "what's the puzzle of?"

David: "It's a tiger."

Manager looks over David's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and says:
"For fucks sake! Put the Frosties back in box and get out on the pitch!"


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