Thursday, April 20, 2006

Tomato Tomatoe


It's come to my attention that I might be spending too much time on the 'net. Either that or my mind might, just might, spend too much time in the gutter.
Or both.

The office. Three women gabbing away, yours truly pecking at his keyboard listlessly in the 10 minute countdown to hometime.

"What are you doing this weekend?" says one wimmin.
"Myself and two friends are going to have a nice facial." comes the reply.

"Bloody hell!" mutters me, looking at wimmin no.2 in a new light. Long seconds pass before it clicks that their facial and my facial are two totally different things.

The good bit is, if you know what I'm on about, then I'm not as weird or without hope as I feared I might be. Phew.

If you don't, well, good for you. You're obviously a better person than me.

Unless you're being tempted to google it right now.
Posted by Mark :: 22:30 :: 2 Comments:

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