Tuesday, March 28, 2006

must.buy.flamethrower.

Oh, how I love travelling by train!

Oh, how hard it is to quantify the joy of hearing other people's brats screaming at the top of their lungs in a packed carriage after a long day at work!

Oh, how sweet to see the gaggle of young , single mothers and their 13 children trying to borad a rush hour train with 42 bags and 3 double prams!

Oh, what rapture to board a carriage thats been sealed the whole day with the heating on!

Oh, what a wondrous bouquet the crusty vomit emits!

Oh, sweet ecstasy to watch the beady eyed little harridans barging their way through the packed aisles, feverish little faces glistening in the vain hope of seeing an open seat that the other 143 people on the carriage have somehow missed for the last 5 stations.

And to dance the dance of joy, when almost a quarter inch of train brings the entire network to a standstill, for the "Adverse Weather Conditions" which rampage across Kent are truly of biblical proportions.


Tra-la-la-lala-lalley-laaaaaa..
Posted by Mark :: 22:41 :: 13 Comments:

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