Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Hippie at 11 o' clock! Tally Ho!


I fucking hate people with dreadlocks. They're disgusting. Sis!

I'm thinking of writing to el presidente Blair to campaign for government sponsored Razor Squads.. they will prowl the streets in anonymous white vans.. as soon as they spot one of you dirty, lice infested little freaks ("It's self cleaning" mewl the hippies-- bollocks! You're filthy & infested! Unclean!) a firing port will open on the side.

Once you've been successfully tasered, they'll set to clearing that writhing mass of what was once hair off your scalp.
A quick dab of Jeyes fluid once they're done should sort out any remaining gribblies, or perhaps an extended dunk in a bath of iodine.
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